damian + turion

[170208] I smell with my nose

The gah men advocates saving water but i think that initiative has gone a tad too far... no flushing?!?! No wonder the Gents stink, ok ok i admit that our marksmanship (or lack of it) contributes also to the problem but using "eco-friendly biotechnology"?? haha... makes me wanna laugh. The gents this sign was in didnt stink for sure but i think it had to do with the fact that there was a cleaning lady loitering outside the toilet for the better part of the day.

I seriously wonder if there's a problem with my speech or pronounciation when conversing in English. Reason: Whenever i ask guests for cards or query them, most would give the blank look back to me as though i just spoke to them in martian or something. Equally annoying is the fact that they like to just give a blank look and "HUH?"

That usually riles me up and i reply back with: "S...i.....r..... M...a...y... I ha..v...e.. you....r... ca...r...d... plea....s.e...." pronounced as draggingly as it's humanly possible with the equally baffled and blank look on my face along with helpful (and exaggerated) hand signals (think YMCA).

3 scenarios then unfold depending on individuals' character and sense of humour:
1) The guest finally understands my martian and proceeds to hand me their card.
2) The guest realises that they're the dumbasses and laughs it off (along with me) and hands me their cards.
3) The guest gets pissed off thinking im making fun of them and they lodge a complaint AFTER they hand me their card.

On second thought, screw 'em.

dumbasses.

PISSES ME OFF.

LOL.

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